CALL DA LOVE DOCTOR!!!!!! I GOT A SITUATION ON MA HANDZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20 POINTZZZZ 2 DA BEST!!!!!!!!?

OKAY SO SEE DER WUZ DIS GUY AND HE WAS ALL NERDY AND GEEKY AND UGLY!!! (HE HAD BRACES, HE WAS SKINNY, PALE, AND HAD A SQUEAKY VOICE! LOOOL) LOL! I REMEMBER I USED 2 GET MA BOYZZZZZZZZZZZ TO BEAT HIM UP REAL GOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY LOL! ONCE I EVEN FLUSHED HIS HEAD IN DA TOILET LOL! BUT DEN HE CAME BACK AND NOW HE'S ALL HAWTTTT!!!! (MUSKULAR, TAN, GOTS STRAIGHT WHITE TEETH, AND HIS VOICE IS DEEPER) AND NOW HE CAN BEAT UP MA BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! NEWAYZ SO I WAS LIKE ';YOU HAWTTT!!!!'; BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE MEEEEE :( INSTEAD HE'S IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND! HE'S ALWAYS BEINGGGG REALLY SWEET 2 HER AND ONCE I SAW SHE WAS CRYING ABOUT SOMETHING AND HE WAS JUST HOLDING HER AND I GOT SOOOO MAD!!!! DAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE!!!! SO ONE DAY I WAS TIRED OF HIM PLAYING HARD TO GET (HE IS RIGHT?????) AND I MESSAGED HIM ON FACEBOOK SAYING ';IF YUU DON'T GET WITH MEEEE DEN I'M GONNA GET MA BOYZZZZZZZZZZZ TO BEAT UP YUR NASTY GIRL!'; N DEN DIS IS WHAT HE REPLIED:


If you do so much as to lay ONE FINGER on her tell your ';boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'; that they are gonna have to go through me! And also, she's a black belt so I don't think your ';boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'; will be able to do anything to her anyways. Also, I just wanna get one thing straight. You idiots put me through so much crap and let me tell ya, you ARE NOT going to do the same thing to her. I don't give a crap what you want to put me through but there is no possible way you're gonna do the same thing to her. You know why you can't stand her? Because she's beautiful, sweet, funny, smart (and she's the only girl I've seen who can eat 20 hot dogs in one sitting and I really find that cool!) and all the things you will NEVER EVER be. So don't ask your ';boyz'; to hurt her because they are just asking to get personally beat up by me.';


AND DEN I WAS SOOOO HART-BROKEN DAT I GOT INTO HIS BFF'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT CUZ MA BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DID SOME SPYING AND TOLD ME HE WAS TAKING HER OUT SATURDAY NIGHT SO DA DAY AFTER I GOT INTO HIS BFF'S FACEBOOK ACCOUNT AND FOUND A MESSAGE THAT SHE 2 ONE OF HER FRIENDS TALKING ABOUT DA DATE:


he told me he wanted to show me something, and so he took me to the roof of his favorite hangout (it had an awesome view!!!!!) and he started telling me stuff like how he always used to come up there after he was bullied (I don't know if I mentioned this, but he was physically bullied pretty much everyday before) and just look at the stars. And then I told him how I remembered that and then we laughed about some other times. Then all of a sudden he started playing with my hair and told me (in a really soft voice) ';you were always there for me.'; Then I looked up and I realized that our faces were so close they were almost touching, and I could practically smell his breath (which thankfully was minty fresh! :D haha). Then he started to lean towards me but I pulled away (remember, this was before I realized I liked him!) And then he pulled back too and was quiet for a while. Then he said ';promise you'll always be my best friend, just like I'm promising I'll always be yours.'; Then I promised, and he sighed and said in kind of a flat tone, like he was upset or something, ';yup. just best friends.'; I opened my mouth to say something, but it was getting late and we had to get home. So, he climbed down the ladder from the roof, but (of course!) the stupid ladder had to fall down! So I asked him to put it back but then (he had almost like a sparkle in his eyes) he said ';nah! just jump! I'll catch you!'; of course I was like ';are you INSANE?!?!'; and then he's like ';come on! trust me!'; and something was telling me to jump so I reluctantly did (really freaked out the entire time, let me just get that out there!) and turns out he actually caught me easily! Then he said ';what'd I tell ya?'; Then we looked into each others' eyes and then he finally put me down and we left.


DATZ NAWT REALLY DAT ROMANTIC RIGHT???? I MEAN ITZ SOOOOO OBVIOUS HE'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE MEEE JEALOUS RIGHT??????? SO BASED ON WHAT I TOLD YUUUUU DOES HE LOVE ME OR DA SKUNKBAG????? AND PLZ PLZ PLZ TELL ME DAT DAT DATE WASN'T DAT ROMANTIC AT ALL RIGHT??????


WHAT MAKES YUUUUU THINK DAT DER D8 WAS ROMANTIC HUH????? I PERSONALLY DON'T SEE DA ROMANCE IN IT WHEN I FLUSHED HIS HEAD IT WAS MORE ROMANTIC LOOOOL HE WAS ALL ';IT'S BAD FOR MY BRACES!'; AND I WAS ALL ';YOU UGLY IDIOT!!!'; LOOOL SEE?? WE HAVE SOOOOO MUCH HISTORYYYY TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YUUUU GUYZZZZZZZZZZZZ R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF HE REALLY IS IN LOVE WITH DAT SKUNKBAG DEN WHY WOULD HE EVER TELL ME TO TELL MA BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ TO NAWT LAY A FINGER ON HER OR ELSE HE WILL BEAT EM UP???? IF HE REALLY LOVED HER HE WOULD LET MA BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BEAT HER UPPPP RICALL DA LOVE DOCTOR!!!!!! I GOT A SITUATION ON MA HANDZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20 POINTZZZZ 2 DA BEST!!!!!!!!?
OMGGGGGGG YOOOUUUU ARRRREEEE A DEEESTTERATTEEE PERSSSONNNN WHO ISSS BEGGGINNNNG FOOORRR ATTENTIIONNN.... YOOOU HHHAAAVE ASSSKED THEEE SAMMEEE QUESSTIONNN LOADS.....ANNND NOOOO HE WOOOULLLLDNNNT IFF HHEEEE REALLLYYY LOVVEEED HER YOOOU LIEINNNNGGGGG PATHHHETICCCC bI***CALL DA LOVE DOCTOR!!!!!! I GOT A SITUATION ON MA HANDZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20 POINTZZZZ 2 DA BEST!!!!!!!!?
*sigh* ignorant little kids annoy me so much. It's little kids like you that give the human race a bad name
threatning him to be with you doesnt help either.


he doesnt like you.


doesnt seem he will.


move on.


get over it.


bye.
CANNOTT BE FOOKED TO READ THAAAAT COS YOU CAN'T WRITE PROPPA.


And you can only give 10 points for the best answer.
First of all, he was definitely right... You guys were really mean to him, and I have to say this, you're kind of a um... nvm , but I mean he had some bad days, but when he came back and was you know, better, he should hate you, and I bet he does, because he all of the sudden is better and you want him and demand him to go out. And you think you have a history together?! Well, guess what, he hates you, you think he would ever want to go out with someone who was a bully and freakin mean to him? No, I definitely would not want to! He loves her and you have to face it, he will never love you for being so mean to him when he was having a hard time. He loves her and will beat up your ';boyyyyyzzz'; or whatever you call those gangsters who are really just srsly idiots with no life who defend and get bossed by you, for her! I can't believe someone like you should be even alive! I hope you get it through your thick head that he hates you and loves her. I bet I'm gonna get reported for this message, but there is so much unjustice in this world, and there has to be a stop put to it. For the rest of your questions, I say no to them all.... I hope this freakin helps...